Nymphomercial: A Hentai Podcast

Ep61: Tofu Doesn't Talk

Aurora dips our toes into several stories from Melting Lover by Bukuro Yamada from Fakku.You can read it here: https://www.fakku.net/hentai/melting-lover-english
Talking Points: Camo, Toefu, Circus life, and more.
Want to get a physical copy of Melting Lover for yourself, for free!?We're doing a giveaway to celebrate 2 years of Nymphomercial, and Fakku has been kind enough to give us a copy of Melting Lover to give to you! Stay tuned this month to hear what else we're giving away! Check out the options to enter here: https://gleam.io/ETtK7/2-years-of-nymphomercial
Theme song by Snortrax  
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Ep60: Year of the Dorse

Cake rings us into the New Year with New Year's Misaki-san by Tabigarasu! Find it on Fakku here: https://www.fakku.net/hentai/new-years-misaki-san-english
Talking Points: Weather, Couples Facebook, Cursed meals, Loud nipples, Pizza Thot, Adam Carola, Tingle, Human Centipede, New Mascot, Dreams guests and . . . 
We're doing a giveaway to celebrate 2 years of Nymphomercial! Stay tuned this month to hear what else we're giving away! Check out the options to enter here: https://gleam.io/ETtK7/2-years-of-nymphomercial
Theme song by Snortrax  
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Ep59: Santa's Surveillance State

While the crew waits for Jesse Jones from Stab! they'er visited by a very special guest! Milk starts the show with Under The Mistletoe by Senshion, Cake has questions about Santa Affair by Karma Tatsurou, and Aurora stomps out the show with Leftover Grand Bargain ~Meat Festival~ by Nishi Iori.
Want more Jesse Jones?https://www.stabcomedytheater.com/Find the Stab! podcast wherever you're listening to this!Tune in to daily streaming content over at https://www.twitch.tv/stabcomedyAnd after lockdown check out the Stab Comedy Theater in Sacramento CA
Stab onTwitter: https://twitter.com/stabcomedyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/stabcomedy/
Talking Points: Flying fatigue, Sex on the job, Grinch horny, #hornyspearmint, Santa's hat, Horny thesaurus, Feet cookies, Meat.
Holiday Theme Song by Snortrax  
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12 Days of Nymphmas

Thank you so much for being part of this year's Nymphmas!
credit to our carolers kisskisskillmenow, Sae, Milk, Aurora, Puddin', Cake, KidOKAY, MrDeadlyLuckySeven, Juno, Peaches & Erin. MrDeadlyLuckySeven also did the music and Puddin' touched up the final edit that made this so good!
 
Lyrics:
On the first day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me a super horny nose bleed 
On the second day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed  
On the third day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 
On the fourth day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 
On the fifth day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 
On the sixth day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 6 Cake slices 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed
On the seventh day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 7 lube gallons 6 Cake slices 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed
On the 8th day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 8 tentacles writhing 7 lube gallons 6 Cake slices 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 
On the 9th day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 9 furries yiffing 8 tentacles writhing 7 lube gallons 6 Cake slices 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 
On the 10th day of Nymphmas, my senpai gave to me 10 vaginal eggs 9 furries yiffing 8 tentacles writhing 7 lube gallons 6 Cake slices 5 piss bells ringing 4 Avoras eating3 tears of Milk2 tongues of 'lingus anda super horny nose bleed 

Nymphmini: Pixel's Royal Escapades

Pixel transports us to the world of The Titan's Bride by ITKZ, while Milk lost the good version of their audio! Find Pixel onTwitter: https://twitter.com/pixelwitchcosInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/pixelwitchcosplay/Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/pixelwitchcosplay
Talking Points: Public pantsing, Mullet representation, Considerate royalty, Limp bar, Fate is a bitch, Problematic and adorable themes, Space Jam.
Music by Snortrax
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Ep58: Juno's Stinky Candy Cane

Once again Juno has joined us as Cake brings us two festive furry tales. Starting with The Night Before Christmas by Jim Hardiman published in Genus #27, and followed by Tammy's Xmas Surprise by Wolfy-Nail.Find Genus herehttps://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-3iGP9TcGOuV2UzS1dOdFg0aVE/view
Find Wolfy-Nail herehttps://www.furaffinity.net/user/wolfy-nail/
Talking Points: Furry preservation, Porch quickies, Tums, Full page panels, Fast pace content.
Holiday Theme Song by Snortrax  
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Ep57: Spaghetti Wieners

Unfortunately we lost Cake in this episode but with some editing magic we still hear Milk deliver us the stories from Hot Tails 4 by Toshiki Yui.Find it here https://www.google.com/books/edition/Hot_Tails/hoJTAAAAMAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=0&kptab=overview
Talking Points: Knee pits, Reserved nudity, Entering magic, Future clothing.
Holiday Theme song by Snortrax  
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Nymphmis Poem

'Twas the night before Nymphmas, around a quarter to four-a,
Not a creature was pissing, not even Aurora.
 
The 3 had stayed up recording real late, 
trying to get the new episode up by the next air date.
 
Milk, Cake, and Aurora all snug in their beds;
While visions of tentacles squirmed in their heads.
 
Cake with her strawberries, and Milk in their beanie,
And Aurora snuggled up with her two little weenies.
 
When outside the window they heard a soft moan,
“Aurora!” Cake said “stop watching porn on your phone!”
 
But it wasn’t the phone and it wasn’t Aurora ,
So our hosts jumped out of bed and ran to the door-a.
 
When what to the hosts eyes did appear,
But a man dressed in leather and gimp suit gear.
 
He had a black mask and two tongues for the licking,
His member in a cage preventing intercourse, fucking, and dicking.
 
They had laughed and laughed about this leather daddy til they cried,
So they knew right away it was that Old Man Cunnilingus guy.
 
He lapped at the air, tongues swirling, and dick throbbing,
Gyrating his hips and his head was a-bobbing.
 
"Now, Nymphomercial hosts, you’ve had your fun! 
I’m gonna use my tongues to make you cum!
 
I’ve waited a 100 years with my head in a potty 
and I know all of you hosts have been quite naughty.
 
I’m looking for my queen and not just anyone will do, 
so get ready for a century old screw!”
 
Cake and Milk were shaking, but Aurora was calm. 
It was finally her time to shine as a dom.
 
“Milk, Cake...I will start the fight. 
But I think you know what you must do to make things right.”
 
Aurora pounced on the man, and crushed his balls with a kick, 
much too fast for him to even begin to lick.
 
Cake ran to the cupboard, and tossed Milk a small case. 
As Old Man Cunnilingus snaked his hands around Aurora’s waist.
 
Milk handled the box and undid the clasp, 
and upon seeing the contents inside, let out a small gasp.
 
What they needed most as far as our hosts could tell, 
was to give a ring of the golden piss bell.
 
So Milk grasped the bell and gave it a jingle,
And Aurora felt something inside her begin to tingle.
 
A golden stream hit the gimp suited man in the face, 
and he swiped at his eyes like he had been hit with bear mace.
 
“PISS! MY ONE WEAKNESS!” He cried as he disappeared.
These podcast hosts were definitely something to be feared.
For they had spent hours, consuming erotic works, 
I guess reading all of the hentai has its perks.
 
They had seen the bizarre, wild, strange, and nuts. 
From eggs, to tentacles, and shoving sausages up butts.
 
The point of this tale was that there’s value in these kinks, 
these works are something to behold and they really make you think
 
About all of the facets of sex, eroticism, and expression. 
In these stories there is always a lesson
 
That can make you smile, butter your biscuit, or even make you cum. 
Hentai content really is a lot of fun.
 
We just want to thank you for listening and joining us on so many wild rides. 
Your love for our podcast fills us with so much pride.
 
So from all of us hosts to you listeners at home, 
We want to say thank you for supporting our show.
 
Happy Nymphmas to all, it’s been our pleasure.
Good luck on all your erotic endeavors.Written by Cake, read by Juno, with music by MrDeadlyLuckySeven

Ep56: Santa Lore

Our hosts gathered by the fire, Milk welcomes us to Hello From Inside The Snowman by Karma Tatsuro and Cake wraps things up with Present Friday by Benimura Karu. You can read both on Fakku!
Hello From Inside The Snowman https://www.fakku.net/hentai/hello-from-inside-the-snowman-englishPresent Fridayhttps://www.fakku.net/hentai/present-friday-english
Talking Points: Hole size, Mac & cheese is tea?, Fufu laugh, no genital euphemisms.
Poem read by Juno with background music by MrDeadlyLuckySeven
Theme song by Snortrax  
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Nymphmini: Sae’s Spice Hour

Guest host Sae straps us in for an exploration of Sunstone by Stjepan Šejić.Find it here: www.deviantart.com/shiniezBuy it here: https://imagecomics.com/comics/list/series/sunstone/collected-editions
Find Sae’s comic here: www.pigeoncomic.com/On Twitter: twitter.com/lightlybowOn spicy Twitter: twitter.com/EmissionsRagePatreon: www.patreon.com/cottonart
Talking Points: 35 pages of plot, Erotic physics, Color analysis, Spoiling your sub, Safe words, Thrills of vision insurance, So many pigeons, Knotting or knotting.
Other Stjepan Šejić Links:deviantart.com/nebezialtwitter.com/stjepansejicwww.patreon.com/shiniebezial
Music by Snortrax
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