Nymphmis Poem

'Twas the night before Nymphmas, around a quarter to four-a,

Not a creature was pissing, not even Aurora.


The 3 had stayed up recording real late, 

trying to get the new episode up by the next air date.


Milk, Cake, and Aurora all snug in their beds;

While visions of tentacles squirmed in their heads.


Cake with her strawberries, and Milk in their beanie,

And Aurora snuggled up with her two little weenies.


When outside the window they heard a soft moan,

Aurora!” Cake said “stop watching porn on your phone!”


But it wasn’t the phone and it wasn’t Aurora ,

So our hosts jumped out of bed and ran to the door-a.


When what to the hosts eyes did appear,

But a man dressed in leather and gimp suit gear.


He had a black mask and two tongues for the licking,

His member in a cage preventing intercourse, fucking, and dicking.


They had laughed and laughed about this leather daddy til they cried,

So they knew right away it was that Old Man Cunnilingus guy.


He lapped at the air, tongues swirling, and dick throbbing,

Gyrating his hips and his head was a-bobbing.


"Now, Nymphomercial hosts, you’ve had your fun! 

I’m gonna use my tongues to make you cum!


I’ve waited a 100 years with my head in a potty 

and I know all of you hosts have been quite naughty.


I’m looking for my queen and not just anyone will do, 

so get ready for a century old screw!”


Cake and Milk were shaking, but Aurora was calm. 

It was finally her time to shine as a dom.


Milk, Cake...I will start the fight. 

But I think you know what you must do to make things right.”


Aurora pounced on the man, and crushed his balls with a kick, 

much too fast for him to even begin to lick.


Cake ran to the cupboard, and tossed Milk a small case. 

As Old Man Cunnilingus snaked his hands around Aurora’s waist.


Milk handled the box and undid the clasp, 

and upon seeing the contents inside, let out a small gasp.


What they needed most as far as our hosts could tell, 

was to give a ring of the golden piss bell.


So Milk grasped the bell and gave it a jingle,

And Aurora felt something inside her begin to tingle.


A golden stream hit the gimp suited man in the face, 

and he swiped at his eyes like he had been hit with bear mace.


PISS! MY ONE WEAKNESS!” He cried as he disappeared.

These podcast hosts were definitely something to be feared.

For they had spent hours, consuming erotic works, 

I guess reading all of the hentai has its perks.


They had seen the bizarre, wild, strange, and nuts. 

From eggs, to tentacles, and shoving sausages up butts.


The point of this tale was that there’s value in these kinks, 

these works are something to behold and they really make you think


About all of the facets of sex, eroticism, and expression. 

In these stories there is always a lesson


That can make you smile, butter your biscuit, or even make you cum. 

Hentai content really is a lot of fun.


We just want to thank you for listening and joining us on so many wild rides. 

Your love for our podcast fills us with so much pride.


So from all of us hosts to you listeners at home, 

We want to say thank you for supporting our show.


Happy Nymphmas to all, it’s been our pleasure.

Good luck on all your erotic endeavors.

Ep56: Santa Lore

Our hosts gathered by the fire, Milk welcomes us to Hello From Inside The Snowman by Karma Tatsuro and Cake wraps things up with Present Friday by Benimura Karu.
You can read both on Fakku!

Hello From Inside The Snowman https://www.fakku.net/hentai/hello-from-inside-the-snowman-english
Present Friday

Talking Points: Hole size, Mac & cheese is tea?, Fufu laugh, no genital euphemisms.

Poem read by Juno with background music by MrDeadlyLuckySeven

Theme song by Snortrax  

Find us on Twitter, Instagram @Nymphomercial 
Come join our discord! 


Guest host Sae straps us in for an exploration of Sunstone by Stjepan Šejić.
Find it here: www.deviantart.com/shiniez
Buy it here: https://imagecomics.com/comics/list/series/sunstone/collected-editions

Find Sae’s comic here: www.pigeoncomic.com/
On Twitter: twitter.com/lightlybow
On spicy Twitter: twitter.com/EmissionsRage
Patreon: www.patreon.com/cottonart

Talking Points: 35 pages of plot, Erotic physics, Color analysis, Spoiling your sub, Safe words, Thrills of vision insurance, So many pigeons, Knotting or knotting.

Other Stjepan Šejić Links:

Music by Snortrax

Find us on Twitter, Instagram @Nymphomercial 

Erotic audio content creator MrDeadlyLuckySeven takes us through the tale of La Blue Girl by Toshio Maeda.

Talking Points: Band names, Body warmth, Triscuit bingo, Laminar flow, #hornyspearmint, Moist, Inkblot vagina, Audio porn.

Find Deadly on
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/MrDeadlyLuckySeven 
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrDeadlyLuckySeven

Music by Snortrax

Find us on Twitter, Instagram @Nymphomercial 

Guest host Peaches rides us through this Nymphmini covering some fanfiction in celebration of the Supernatural series finale. Slight spoilers. 

Talking Points: Blip Comic, Election shift, The Onceler, J2, Mpreg, ABO lawsuit, AUs, The forbidden fic, Taylor Swift, and more horsing around.

Fics mentioned:
The Seahorse (Egyption mpreg curse): https://memphis86.livejournal.com/125317.html

Named by RC_McLachlan: https://archiveofourown.org/works/145053/chapters/207363

Twist and Shout by gabriel, standbyme: https://archiveofourown.org/works/537876/chapters/955188

Shortskirts 'Verse by twentysomething: https://twentysomething.dreamwidth.org/tag/shortskirts+verse

Tomorrow, when the apricots are ripe by Jay Tryfanstone: https://archiveofourown.org/works/488934

Lindsay Ellis ABO videos:


Background music: Milking Horses by MrDeadlyLuckySeven

Theme song by Snortrax  

Find us on Twitter, Instagram @Nymphomercial 

Our guest, Juno, leads us on a tour of Skunkette School by Erik "Dustbunny" Huelin from Genus.

Talking Points: Cunks, Disaster dorms, Pink eye thermometer, Osha compliance, Remember to wipe, Hermetically sealed lunch, Miu/Michael Vega/@Miupix.

Find Aurora and Milk over at Wholesome Addiction

Music by Snortrax

Find us on Twitter, Instagram @Nymphomercial 

Special guest Rebel freezes in suspense as Aurora shocks us with Time Stripper Reika by Gesundheit.

You can find Rebel here: https://onlyfans.com/sweetnaughtyrebel
And get %50 off if you sign up before Nov 17, and something special if you tell her you're from Nymphomercial!

Talking Points: Sounding, Circus of Sin, Japanese writing, Time science, Horse toys, Anal fisting budges.

Music by Snortrax

Find us on Twitter, InstagramPatreon @Nymphomercial 



In this Halloween bonus episode all our hosts are drunk and they're review Happy Halloween Jack O'Lovetern by Mizuki Gai without ever reading it before!

Talking Points: Punch Up The Jam, Mistaken oral sex, Shooting your shot, Consensual gourding, Emotional penetration.

Music by Snortrax

Find us on Twitter, InstagramPatreon @Nymphomercial 

Aurora kills us with her coverage of Master Recruitment! by Solopip B
You can read it on Fakku here: https://www.fakku.net/hentai/master-recruitment-english

Talking Points: Feet alternatives, Socks, Genital gashapon, butt power, Consumption, Fakku comments, MTG mana.

If you like the Circus of Sin clip we tease, check out more of MrDeadlyLuckySeven here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/jhl4xc/mf4f_circus_of_sin_part_5_the_snake_charmer_rape/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Consider joining his Patreon too: https://www.patreon.com/MrDeadlyLuckySeven

Music by Snortrax

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W&W Ep4: Hand Off

Welcome to the last part of Wieners & Wyverns, Nymphomercial's lewd D&D special. Join our heroes Miina (Cake), Tilp (Milk), Val (Peaches) and Zarah (Puddin') as the take on the threats of this fantasy world crafted by our DM Aurora.

Nymphomercial Character Sheets [coming soon]

You can listen to our 2+ hour session zero on our SoundCloud if you're that kind of nerd https://soundcloud.com/nymphomercial/ww-ep0

Music by Snortrax

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